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Steve's Bio





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I own my own planet.
The currency there has my face on it. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and rescuing small animals and childern. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I taught the Jacksons how to dance, and Whitney Huston .. I have given her numerous singing lessons. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing--I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.!
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.- Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello.When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. I am an abstract artist,concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear- I don't perspire.- I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I enjoy urban handgliding. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. . I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid..
On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I breed prize winning clams. and ... I have spoken to elvis.


PADI Instructor

Medic First Aid Instructor

  • Basic First Aid & CPR
  • AED: Automated External Defibrillation

DAN Instructor

PADI Dive Master #

Medic First Aid Instructor #

  • Basic First Aid & CPR
  • AED: Automated External Defibrillation

DAN Instructor #

    Oxygen First Aid for Scuba Diving Injuries O2 First Aid for Scuba Diving Injuries
    Advanced Oxygen First Aid for Scuba Diving Injuries Advanced Oxygen First Aid
    First Aid for Hazardous Marine Life Injuries Hazardous Marine Life
    Automated External Defibrillators for Scuba Diving AEDs for Scuba Diving
    On-Site Neurological Assessment for Divers On-Site Neurological Assessment
    Diving Emergency Management Provider Program Diving Emergency Management
    Diving Emergency Specialist (DES) Diving Emergency Specialist

Basic Nitrox

"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything."

"There is no idea so good it can't be ruined by a few well-placed idiots."

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." -- Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.



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QC SCUBA • 3282 Sunrise Highway • Wantagh, NY 11793 • Phone: 516.826.SCBA (7222) • Fax: 425.962.2920 •


rev. March 24, 2008